Curb Your Enthusiasm Series 3 is great...

Screening CVs today - terrible business for a Yesman, as you quickly realise what a lottery job applications are. There I am leafing through page after page of highly qualified, well rounded individuals and rejecting them on as little as a poorly constructed sentence or even if the page didn't print out properly. It also puts you in the uncomfortable position of realising that these highly qualified people might be working along side you, competing for your next bonus. So if you let them through, you could be letting yourself in for all sorts of bother - the moral dilemas are endless.

So, when applying for a job, make sure you check your grammar and don't make yourself look too good, else just get a job like I did by having clever friends.