Yesman or Yesmam #2
A few more musings concerning my deviation from the stereo-typical male role...
I've never been obsessed with pornography or breast size - more than a handfull is a waste etc. I always enjoyed the male bonding over pornography. At school we used to sneak back to this mate's house at lunchtime and watch whatever "bluey" his father had recorded off his satellite system the night before - I always remember being amazed at the stamina of these guys, as well as their size, but couldn't get over the fact they invariably had anal sex with gorgeous looking women - I couldn't understand it, I thought these guys were straight - what do they wanna stick it up there for? - madness. And I still hold that view today - I think the vagina is the greatest thing ever - I love its feel, its look, its smell, its taste. It would take a hell of lot of persuasion, lube, and warm soapy water before I would go anywhere near someone's anus. In fact I rate it somewhere near defecating on someone with regards to the level of interest I have in it.
Shopping - although I despise the shop-a-holic mentality of shopping to entertain yourself, I do actually like shopping for clothes, trying them on, going to different shops to pick up a bargain. There was a time I was addicted to TK Maxx, just for the sheer enjoyment of rifling through racks and racks of random clothes all, supposedly your size*, and hunting for that killer shirt or pair of shoes for £12 or something ridiculous.
* TK Maxx has a curious policy of just lumping all clothes of the same size together, but often there's a rogue size in there, so if you look in the racks that are not your size, you'll generally discover an untapped source of bargains.
I've never been obsessed with pornography or breast size - more than a handfull is a waste etc. I always enjoyed the male bonding over pornography. At school we used to sneak back to this mate's house at lunchtime and watch whatever "bluey" his father had recorded off his satellite system the night before - I always remember being amazed at the stamina of these guys, as well as their size, but couldn't get over the fact they invariably had anal sex with gorgeous looking women - I couldn't understand it, I thought these guys were straight - what do they wanna stick it up there for? - madness. And I still hold that view today - I think the vagina is the greatest thing ever - I love its feel, its look, its smell, its taste. It would take a hell of lot of persuasion, lube, and warm soapy water before I would go anywhere near someone's anus. In fact I rate it somewhere near defecating on someone with regards to the level of interest I have in it.
Shopping - although I despise the shop-a-holic mentality of shopping to entertain yourself, I do actually like shopping for clothes, trying them on, going to different shops to pick up a bargain. There was a time I was addicted to TK Maxx, just for the sheer enjoyment of rifling through racks and racks of random clothes all, supposedly your size*, and hunting for that killer shirt or pair of shoes for £12 or something ridiculous.
* TK Maxx has a curious policy of just lumping all clothes of the same size together, but often there's a rogue size in there, so if you look in the racks that are not your size, you'll generally discover an untapped source of bargains.
posted by Yesman at 10:13 pm
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