Smoked salmon and cream cheese on soft granary bread - great stuff (Monday)

Building a certain reputation within an organisation has its benefits, once you realise you have it, and the moral flexibility to exploit it, it can come in very useful. Like taking that extra hour in bed to enjoy some sneaky morning sweet lurve. Gives the whole day that little extra sheen, knowing that you can swan in an hour late and no-one will even ask you where you've been as they'll assume you have a good excuse - "being late is not the kind of thing Yesman would do."